Shit damn it.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
08/23/2015 at 12:56 • Filed to: None

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Somebody with a piece of shit red car appears to have bashed into the rear bumper of my A4. The damage is minimal, but if I find who done it I will annihilate him/her.

I hate people sometimes.

They suck.

I especially hate this said person.

Fuck that person.

Fuck him.

Damn him to hell.

Seriously.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > jkm7680
08/23/2015 at 13:03

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If someone were to back into me, unless it’s full size truck, they are SOL. Which is nice.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
08/23/2015 at 13:08

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That sucks. On the plus side, welcome to the bent bumper buddies club!

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Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > jkm7680
08/23/2015 at 13:13

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Look on the bright side. Now you’ve got the beginnings of a racing stripe.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Spaceball-Two
08/23/2015 at 13:20

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Haha, it’s on the bit of the bumper where it starts to curve to the side. I managed to get the red off, but the rest is pretty set on not coming out.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > jkm7680
08/23/2015 at 13:24

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Welp. Scratched bumper. Time to get an Allroad.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Spaceball-Two
08/23/2015 at 13:25

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Hah, I still would like to hold onto my A4 though.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
08/23/2015 at 13:28

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I think several of us should co-own an Allroad, since it seems to be the only way to afford to maintain one.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/23/2015 at 13:31

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Mehhhhhhh, the 4.2 is fine except the torque converter and air suspension.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
08/23/2015 at 13:33

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But the 4.2 is auto only.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/23/2015 at 13:35

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Yup, that’s the problem with the 4.2.

There’s been people who’ve had 2.7 biturbos and haven’t had major issues so hey maybe it’s possible.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > jkm7680
08/23/2015 at 14:49

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Deflate every tire you can possibly find on every car until you find out who did it.


Kinja'd!!! Buick Mackane > jkm7680
08/23/2015 at 21:47

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Sorry, it was an accident. You are right, it is a POS.

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Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > jkm7680
08/24/2015 at 11:20

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Some of those people are on Oppo, too.

Also, the correct phrasing is “There’s been people who’ve had 2.7 biturbos and haven’t had major issues *YET* so hey maybe it’s possible.”